SUNDAY SCOFFING FROM ASIM THE MATH TUTOR

Yes, he's ba-a-a-a-ck.

ASIM K. scored a TRIFECTA on Sunday, some time around 1pm, when he scuttled to the three bus shelters closest to his walk-up lair near the nail salon on 72nd Street, and taped up his pretty-pink (come up to my third floor walk-up, little girl) signs.

79 years old. Told to stop. Supposedly issued a summons. And this is what he does:

The bus shelter at the end of the #31 line, YORK and 72nd Street

ASIM scuttles a few yards away to the DOWNTOWN #31 bus shelter, in front of the Mary Manning Walsh Home, and his dirty work continues.

Then he crawls across the street to the #31 UPTOWN Bus Shelter at 72nd and York to tape up another pretty pink sign for his all-cash come-here-little-girl fetish.

ASIM K. is 79 years old. He is NOT, apparently, welcome to teach ANYWHERE IN THIS CITY. So he puts up signs on bus shelters.

He is the ONLY ONE WHO PUTS SIGNS ON BUS SHELTERS ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE

HE IS THE ONLY ONE DEVIOUS ENOUGH TO DO IT EVERY WEEKEND WHEN HE THINKS NOBODY WILL CATCH HIM.

WHEN THE URGE OVERPOWERS HIM, YES, HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF, AND HE POSTS ON THE BUS SHELTERS NEAR THE SCHOOL ON 77th AND YORK, USUALLY IN THE LATE AFTERNOON.

SCOFF.

SCOFF.

SCOFF.