Desperate Landlord of Crappy Building - SCOFFLAWS all WEEKEND

What happens when you have an obviously crappy building that nobody wants to live in? If you're a scumbag slumlord, you get some monkey to tape signs up all over the neighborhood to rent the hovels.

Here's the illegal sign a slumlord scumbag gets posted all over the lamp posts and those free newspaper kiosks..."APARTMENTS FOR RENT" 75th St and York Ave.

Considering the market and the neighborhood, you have to have a pretty crappy apartment to NOT have it rented. 800 square feet? Elevator? Laundry? Pre-war building? $2.696? And why is is that you have to keep putting these signs up,  Slumlord McScofflaw?

Why do you put up illegal signs to try and get people to call 917-497-5554?  917-497-5554? 917-497-5554? 917-497-5554? 917-497-5554? 917-497-5554? 917-497-5554? 917-497-5554?

Is yours one of those roach-filled rat-infested dives where there's constant rapes and burglaries, and people curse their bad luck to have signed a two year lease? You get monkey to go around taping illegal signs up every Saturday afternoon to get new suckers?